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Valentine's poems

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We open with the now famous geek one from http://www.thinkgeek.com 's T-shirt :
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you


Then the non-sense one :

roses are red
violets are blue
badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom.


By griffen, the "You know you've been too much on LJ when you say..." :

Roses are red
And on Valentine's Day
For you my hed
Iz pastede on yay


from Kingdom of Loathing:

r0535 4r3 r3d,
5u64r 15 5w337,
if u'd b3 m1n3,
i'd f33l pr3tty 1337


And a bunch from lynbug


roses are red, violets are blue
garbage is dumped, and so are you

roses are red, green is the grass
i love you so much, stick it in my ass

roses are red, violets are blue
all my base are belong to you

Roses are red, violets are blue
I am cute what the hell happened to you.

Roses are red, green is the grass,
I hate Valentine's day so kiss my ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
In the countryside lady, they have cows that look like you....

Roses are pink, Valentine's Day blows
Get me really drunk.... and we'll see where it goes!

roses are red, violets are blue,
grab my crotch, i'll do it to you.

Roses are red, And their thorns will scrape.
You'd better put out, Or get set for date rape!

roses are red and violets are blue.
Waiting is bulllshit, on with it let's screw

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Roses are red, Your cu*ts a bleeding gash,
Its that time of the month, So Ill stick it in your ass.

roses are red, green is the grass
you turn me on when you wiggle your ass

roses are red, garbage is stinky
you call that a dick, it's the size of my pinky

Roses are red, Like the blood of the soul.
Of course my dick looks small,You've got a huge gaping hole!!!

Roses are straight Violets are twisted
Bend over, love, You're about to get fisted

Roses are stupid Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps Cos here comes my willy

Roses are crap Violets are shit
Sit on my face and wiggle a bit

Roses are red Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl just like your vagina

Roses are red it's elementary
Let's call up a friend and try double-entry

Roses are empty Violets are hollow
Get it in your mouth, babe And make sure you swallow

Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch And you love it up the shitter

Roses are red, you're a dirty bitch
how the hell do i get rid of this itch?

roses are red, sometimes they're pink
please ignore all the g in your drink

roses are red, my desk is all clutter,
i'm out of KY so we'll have to use butter