This whole metaquotes thread is hilarious, but the "Sk8ter boi" parody takes the cake. I notice that this song just BEGS to be parodied. I even have my own version somewhere.
And for the record, the quote in question is
To think, he still has a functioning brain but his body's failing. She has a functioning body but no cerebral cortex.
That'd make an interesting TV show.
(nope, it's not referring to Paris Hilton.)