- what I like best about cable service interruptions is that when it finally works again, you find in your mailbox the email from the provider, dated 9pm, warning you that an accident is currently causing an interruption of service... Uh, since that means I have no Internet when you send it, how am I supposed to see this email, exactly? (it's a classic, but it's still running)
- DUCKLINGS! (just wait. This will find an explanation. Hopefully)
- I'm hungry
