1. Why did I cosplay? - based on a Backstreet Boys song that I don't know, but funny anyway.

2. "Hope is that cuddly, fuzzy thing you take to your bosom, and the next thing you know, its sharp teeth are in your throat, its sharp claws are raking your belly, and your guts are lying in a steaming heap on the floor."

(regarding disappointment in fandom. So I googled and found that "BatB" stands for Beauty and the Beast", but WTF is the "DS" fandom? A 3 seasons show? Anyone knows?)