'newayz, if you want to laugh early morning - if you read this in the morning :
the original X-Men cartoon opening, re-done by Japanese
little gems from flight controllers and airplanes crew in general...
(it's long, but so far my favorite is :
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco, a passenger noticed that,
although the flight was a particularly smooth one, the "Fasten Seat
Belts" sign stayed illuminated throughout the entire trip. Just before
landing, he asked the flight attendant about it ...
"Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend.
"In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you have us do?")