I should have followed Neil Gaiman's lead earlier to add her feed makinglight to my LJ. But thanks to metaquotes, I didn't miss her post about the Flight 93 memorial containing these gems :

When I try to visualize people this dumb, I imagine them perpetually carrying around a little cheat sheet that says

BREATHE IN
(over)

and on the other side,

BREATHE OUT
(over)

[...]

What these nutbars are planning to do about the Bay of Naples, some of their gramma’s quilt patterns, the insignia of airborne divisions, the letter “C”, and the moon’s twice-monthly display of Islamic sympathies, is anybody’s guess.

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I didn't find the tag to mark a feed. And the Help page about it is unhelpful as the tags don't even show up to me? And the source code is... translated from the tag. *shakes head*